I need a squeegee from Fiji
I need a harpoon from Kowloon
I need a Grover from Plover
And I need something from you
Let me punch your butt
Let me punch your butt
Let me punch your butt, come on
Just like 1 or 2 times
And maybe lots of more times
I nees some jerky from Albuquerque
I need some hair goo from Baraboo
I need Tabasco from old El Paso
And I need something from you
Let me punch your butt
Let me punch your butt
Let me punch your butt, come on
Baby, just 1 time
And then several more times