I’m inside a Hot Topic tryna buy a new fit (it's fun)
I need to be prepared for when I die in that pit
I don’t do it for attention, I do it for the bit
Who knew my good intentions 
Would screw me just like this

I got my black leggings
I got my old vans
I got oversized t-shirts 
Of all my favorite bands
I got money, I got cash
And I, got my Venmo
But it’d be best I double-check
So I open up my ph-
Holy shit-

I just opened up Instagram
And I got hit with striking photos of a grown-ass man
(Oh-eh-oh)
Try to look away but I don’t think I can
Now I’m staring at my screen
With fifty dollars in my hand
And I’m

Frothing at the mouth
In the middle of Hot Topic
I am freaking the fuck out 
And the cashier thinks I’ve lost it
My shopping spree’s gone south
So I’ll see myself out
(I’ll just see myself out)
Of this Hot Topic

Now I’m outside the Hot Topic and I take a deep breath
I decide to go to Spencer’s, cuz their mugs are the best
(there's so many mugs-)
I was strolling past the lava lamps when something caught my eye
So I, whip out my phone to take a picture-
Oh my fucking Christ-

I fucking opened up Instagram
And I got hit with sexy photos of that man again 
(Oh-eh-oh)
Try to look away but I don’t think I can
Now I’m staring slack-jawed
At this 50-yo ten 
And I am

Frothing at the mouth
In the back end of a Spencer’s
I am tweaking the fuck out
What is he trying to censor?
Oh, my shopping spree’s set sail
You can see, without fail
(The bar is lower than hell)

What the fuck is my problem?
Am I losing my mind?
I wanna say it’s not my fault
But it’s no one’s fault but mine
I built my For You page brick by brick
So it should be no one’s surprise
That I get recommended-
Dads and/or significantly older men

Frothing at the mouth
In the middle of Hot Topic
I am freaking the fuck out 
And the cashier thinks I’ve lost it
My shopping spree’s gone south
So I’ll see myself out
(I’ll just see myself out)
Of this Hot Topic
I am

Frothing at the mouth
In the back end of a Spencer’s
I am tweaking the fuck out
What is he trying to censor?
Oh, my shopping spree’s set sail
You can see, without fail
(The bar is lower than hell)
2, 3, 4...

I got my black leggings
I got my old vans
I got oversized t-shirts 
Of all my favorite bands
I got my-
Got my black leggings
I got my old vans
I got oversized t-shirts 
Of all my favorite bands
I got my-

Frothing at the mouth
Freaking the fuck out
Frothing at the mouth
Freaking the fuck out