La la lala la la, la lala la la
La la lala la la, la lala la la
La la (song continues)
Grouchy Smurf: I hate that song!
Papa Smurf: Yes, perhaps it is getting a bit dull. Mumbly Smurf, why don't you bust some smurfy rhymes for us?
Mumbly Smurf: Sure thing, Papa Smurf!
The party don't start till we're smurfin'
Break open the bottle and smurf it
Pass it around drink it down and then smurf it
How we go, you know that it's worth it
You oughta stay off o' my turf, 'cuz
I'm hard, you soft as a Nerf is
Beat you down so they never unearth you
So stay the smurf back mothersmurfer
My homies and I will go surfin'
Ride Azrael to the end of the earth and
Find Gargamel and then send him to smurf and
Smurf all the smurfberries, now we're smurfin'
(Chorus)
La la lala la la
Grouchy: I hate mumble rap (repeat)
Brainy Smurf: You know mumble rap started because a rapper named Future was in the studio, and he was high as smurf, and he just kind of mumbled his way through the song, and the record company used it!
Grouchy Smurf: I hate Future! (fade out)...and Migos, and Desiigner, and Lil Yachty, and Lil Pump, and Lil Uzi Vert, and Lil Xan, in fact I hate ALL the Lil rappers! ...and Rich Homie Quan, and Kodak Black, and 21 Savage, and Ty Dolla $ign, and Lanze, and Smokkpurp, and Kap G, and Rich the Kid, and Playboi Carti, and NBA YoungBoy, and Famous Dex...
The FuMP
2019-10-27
Artist
Devo Spice
Title
Grouchy Smurf Mumble Rap
Ah, the Ridiculous Raps project. The gift that just keeps on giving.
Recently I asked for suggestions for ridiculous song topics on my Facebook page and I got tons of great suggestions. But the one that really stood out to me was "Grouchy Smurf Mumble Rap," which was suggested by Joshua James Taylor. (Actually, is suggestion was "Grumpy Smurf Mumble Rap," but Grump is a Dwarf, not a Smurf.) I know he was probably expecting Grouchy to do the actual rapping but I didn't think that would be funny enough for a whole song, so I took a slightly different approach.
TV's Kyle plays Papa Smurf and Luke Ski plays Brainy Smurf. They also handled the background singing
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