2026-08-25
At one time, the Reflecting Pool in Washington, D.C. was a beautiful shade of blue/gray. Somehow, it changed its color, and green algae seemed to multiply… Yeah, it was pretty “weird,” “Weird Algae” to be specific.
Let me explain. One night, my musical pal Carla Ulbrich and I were commenting on Weird Al in a comedy chat, and Wallah! A cute comment on Weird Al that I had written in the chat had an immediate, ever-so-funny response by Carla answering me back with two clever words… “Weird Algae.”
My weird brain kicked in, and somehow I started humming a hit song of Cole Porter’s called “Anything Goes!“ So then I combined the two “Weird Algae Grows” with the hit tune “Anything Goes“
Here goes: “Weird Algae Grows.”
Credits:
Weird Algae Concept: Carla Ulbrich
Weird Algae Grows parody/new lyrics: Sulu Dubow
Original melody: “Anything Goes“ by Cole Porter
Production: Moonlight Studios, Jeff Lewis
Assistant Production: Sulu Dubow
Vocals: Sulu Dubow
Special thanks to Steve Goodie and Brad Tassell (Another Dumb Song For No Reason “Surprise” VCS)
Technical Support: Jordan Kesselhaut
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2026-07-18
The FuMP Volume 117 features all the songs posted to The FuMP during May and June of 2026, including the FuMP debut of Australian comedy rockers Green Foot.
This album features a new song about Star Trek by Via Bella, a new song about bees by Sulu, a new song about the stegosaurus by Robert Lund and Spaff and, for some reason, multiple songs about seagulls.
This album also features a live performance video by Worm Quartet performing "I Was in the Weird Al Pit at Riot Fest" at Sulu's house concert this past April.
2026-05-15
Our buddy Spaff has set up two new playlists on Spotify that feature his songs (at least the ones that are up there). He set up one for his work with Robert Lund and one for the Moneyshot Cosmonauts songs. Enjoy!
2026-05-13
In April of 2026 around 20 FuMP artists were on hand at Dr. Demento's birthday/retirement party in Los Angeles, along with many legendary artists from the show, including Bill Frenzer (of Ogden Edsl), Henry Phillips, Tim Cavanagh, Andy Corwin, and many more. The cover photo for this album was taken outside of the venue by Kevin Connelly and the bonus video is a 22 minute highlights reel of the various FuMP artists giving speeches at Dr. Demento's event.
This album has songs, too, of course. Such as new tracks by Insane Ian, Power Salad, Steve Goodie, Toby Danger, and more! Worm Quartet takes on Seasonal Affective Disorder using a phrase his wife coined. The Consortium of Genius teach us all about microscopic organisms. And both Drew Jacobs and Project Sisyphus take on robots to prepare us for the upcoming apocalypse.
2026-04-23
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2026-03-26
The FuMP goes stomping into 2026 with a whole new collection of songs posted to the site during January and February, starting with a new set of resolutions from Robert Lund and Spaff.
We get some good advice from Kurplunk and Toby Danger, and a list of regrets from Massively Offensive. We also feature three of our stupidest songs ever starting with Steve Goodie's ode to Rocky and Bullwinkle, Insane Ian's ode to pork, and Devo Spice's fourth entry into his "Stupid Rap Battles" saga.
The FuMP welcomes newcomers HappyRon and The Kamikaze Snowmen, plus more new songs by Mikey Mason, The Belle Isle Rats, Dino-Mike, and many more!
This album also features 13 minute highlights reel from MarsCon 2026.
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