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2026-05-12
Artist
Moneyshot Cosmonauts
Title
Die 'Cause of ICE
The way Whatsisname incessantly "floods the zone" with all-new outrages, you can be forgiven for thinking all the ICE drama is in the distant past.
Spoiler: It's not. Just days ago at the Border Security Expo (fun crowd, right?), border czar Tom Homan said, quote, "You ain't seen shit yet." And: "You will see more ICE agents than you've ever seen before." So that's nice.
Meanwhile, "Die with a Smile" by Lady Gaga & Bruno Mars was Spotify's most-streamed song of 2025 and continues to do juuust fine. (Latest count: 3.7 billion plays.)
So here ya go! Our parody of the song about the topic.
M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics
Mr. E. & Anna Nimmiti: Vocals
Bob Emmet: Keyboards, bass, guitar, drum programming, production, and everything else.
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FuMP News
2026-05-13
The FuMP Volume 116 Now Available
by Devo Spice
n April of 2026 around 20 FuMP artists were on hand at Dr. Demento's birthday/retirement party in Los Angeles, along with many legendary artists from the show, including Bill Frenzer (of Ogden Edsl), Henry Phillips, Tim Cavanagh, Andy Corwin, and many more. The cover photo for this album was taken outside of the venue by Kevin Connelly and the bonus video is a 22 minute highlights reel of the various FuMP artists giving speeches at Dr. Demento's event.
We get some good advice from Kurplunk and Toby Danger, and a list of regrets from Massively Offensive. We also feature three of our stupidest songs ever starting with Steve Goodie's ode to Rocky and Bullwinkle, Insane Ian's ode to pork, and Devo Spice's fourth entry into his "Stupid Rap Battles" saga.
This album has songs, too, of course. Such as new tracks by Insane Ian, Power Salad, Steve Goodie, Toby Danger, and more! Worm Quartet takes on Seasonal Affective Disorder using a phrase his wife coined. The Consortium of Genius teach us all about microscopic organisms. And both Drew Jacobs and Project Sisyphus take on robots to prepare us for the upcoming apocalypse.
2026-04-23
The FuMP Compilation Album Survey
by Devo Spice
If you are a subscriber, or just someone who regularly purchases our bi-monthly compilation albums, we want to hear from you!
We have a short, 4-question survey about our albums and their bonus material. Please take a moment to fill it out. It won't take long.
2026-03-26
The FuMP Volume 115 Now Available
by Devo Spice
The FuMP goes stomping into 2026 with a whole new collection of songs posted to the site during January and February, starting with a new set of resolutions from Robert Lund and Spaff.
We get some good advice from Kurplunk and Toby Danger, and a list of regrets from Massively Offensive. We also feature three of our stupidest songs ever starting with Steve Goodie's ode to Rocky and Bullwinkle, Insane Ian's ode to pork, and Devo Spice's fourth entry into his "Stupid Rap Battles" saga.
The FuMP welcomes newcomers HappyRon and The Kamikaze Snowmen, plus more new songs by Mikey Mason, The Belle Isle Rats, Dino-Mike, and many more!
This album also features 13 minute highlights reel from MarsCon 2026.
2026-01-20
The FuMP Volume 114 Now Available
by Devo Spice
The FuMP Volume 114 is now available and features all the songs we posted during November and December of 2025, including this year's batch of holiday songs.
This album also includes a thank you video to Dr. Demento by various FuMP artists.
2026-01-19
The Best of 2025 Now Available for FREE
by Devo Spice
The FuMP Presents Our Best Comedy Songs of 2025 As Chosen by the Artists in No Particular Order is a free release featuring ten of our favorite songs from the past year as a free digital download! It's a great introduction if you're new to The FuMP, or a great way to catch up on our favorite tracks if you missed any of them throughout the year.
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